Hmm.. Is this actually about lawns? Im confused!
Anti-social…
Faceless!!!
We just love these here at Funk!!
Infact, this is next on our list to review! Check it out later in the month!!

TR-909 anyone?
What a great site to stumble up?
This is jam packed fun at your finger tips.
TR-909’s, 808’s. Chuck a couple of TB-303’s in there and your a superstar producer in seconds!
We love this site and spend many an hour producing our next hit on it!!
Or if you havent got the foggiest clue of what im saying you need to get your arse over HERE!!

For the GEEK in you.. Tonematrix!
Jade dies.

Jade dies
Yes, this morning i woke to the sad news that Jade Goody has finally lost her fight against cancer. Jade Goody has died in her sleep at her home at 3.15am on mothers day.
Love her or hate her, she did it her way. “She’s touched the hearts and minds of people world wide”- Max Clifford.
Her mother Jackiey Budden said: “My beautiful daughter is at peace.”
Ms Budden and Tweed were at Goody’s side when she died, Mr Clifford said.
The star had been christened in a 20-minute ceremony at the Royal Marsden on 7 March while in a wheelchair and was assisted by nurses during the service.
Goody’s illness had featured in the media on a daily basis over recent weeks.
RIP Jade.
Now this is interesting!! Make money on the fly!?
Make money!! FAST!! Google Adsense?
Can you hear like a Teenager!?? I can!!
Keep your eyes on the toys!
Pass me my fibre optic coat please!
Though a sighting on the high street of this new advancement in fashion is unlikey to be the norm anytime soon, it certainly would mess with the heads of any drunk folks at all the parties your planning on attending over the festive season… a fun game for all the family.
The clever people over at LumiGram have integrated fiber optics into their fabrics and created a whole catalogue of wearable goods from handbags to hair. Should make getting yourself noticed all the easier at the big work night out, but I’d be careful not to spill any drinks on it. Scary.
Design it.. Sell it.. Done!
Very cool site we have come across.. Design your own tee’s then sell em! Easy! You can also sell your artwork in the same way!
How cool is that! Find them here!
Colombo Phone… Space 1999??
This has been around for a while now, but its still worth a looksie! I actually have one of these phones and think they are great! We give it a thumbs up here at Funk!

This is the Colombo Two telephone. Nothing to do with a mac-wearing detective, it’s actually named after the legendary Italian designer, who made a name for himself creating objects best suited to the set of Space 1999. And this phone is a tribute to him by the ChauhanStudio.
It’s all about the looks, with a slightly angled shape, clear digital screen, a keyboard almost flush to the actual handset and a horizontal stand/case.
Key Features:
- Large, clear backlit display
- Handsfree
- 100 name and number phonebook
- 10 polyphonic ringtones
- Caller display with 50 entry calls log
- Power saving ECO mode
- 12 minutes digital recording time
- 2 pre-recorded outgoing messages
- Control answering machine via the handset
- Instant message playback
- Remote access
- Ring delay selection
- Message indication
- Memo messages
- Wall mountable, white or coral (pink-orange)

Paramount Bar. London. Centre Point. Hot!

Renowned English interior designer Tom Dixon is behind Paramount, London’s hottest new venue located on top of city landmark Centre Point tower. The bar’s aesthetic is a blend 60s retro and futurism, articulated through the use of hard-edged materials like concrete and stone to create a kind of space-ship meets super-club. The star of course, is the spectacular view, which is only enhanced by Dixon’s clean, modern interior.


Dannii joined X-factor to have sex with Simon Cowell
Sharon Osbourne has claimed that former fellow X Factor judge Dannii Minogue was part of the reality show only because she wanted to sleep with Simon Cowell.
The extraordinary outburst comes after mother-of-three, Sharon, denied a 1.6 million pounds offer for the last series of the show saying she didn’t want to sit next to Dannii for another six months.
“All Dannii wanted to do was f*** Simon Cowell. That’s why she’s on the show,” The Mirror quoted Osbourne as saying.
Speaking to former Mirror editor Piers Morgan for his new show on ITV1, the wife of rocker Ozzy also called Dannii’s plastic surgery “appalling”, despite going under the knife twice herself.
As per reports, Sharon, 56, compared Dannii, 37, to “a mosquito you want to flick away”.
The two ladies worked together on the 2007 X Factor series when tensions were said to be high.
The interview will be aired in April.




